KEYQUEST: Collect Them All

KEYQUEST: A Game for the Living

We’re not here to sell you clothing.

We’re here to remind you that life still exists beyond your screen, beyond your job, beyond whatever loop you’re stuck in.

This is about bringing thrill, movement, and meaning back into the picture.

It’s a protest against boredom. Against fake branding. Against the pressure to “perform” your identity online.

We’re done with cliques, trends, and lifeless feeds.

KEYQUEST is a reminder that you’re still alive, and that this world is still worth playing in.

Here’s how it works:

 

Step 1: There are 10 hidden keys.

Real keys. Dropped physically across Sydney; in public, open, accessible places.

Each one is tied to a digital product on this site.

That’s how you know it’s real when you find one.

Step 2: Your mission is to find all 10.

 

Every key is different.

Every one has a unique QR code, tied to a specific shirt, hat, or hoodie.

Once you find a key, scan it and log it.

You’ll know it’s official when the product opens up.

Step 3: Collect them all.

 

You can find them with your friends, on your own, or by chance.

There are no shortcuts.

If you think you can fake it, you’re wrong — I’ve made sure every key is unique and I’ll know immediately if you try to cheat. 

Step 4: Be the first to submit all 10.

 

When you’ve collected every unique key, send me:

• A clear photo of each key (with the number visible)
• A screenshot of each matching product page
• Your name and contact

The first real submission wins $500 and permanent access to future secret drops.

 

Every product you buy from this site comes with a bonus clue.

 

Think of it as insider help, a nudge in the right direction.

But buying something isn’t required to play. This isn’t capitalism. It’s community.

Why we’re doing this:

 

Because we’re sick of feeling like spectators in a life we’re meant to be living.

Because everything’s become so sanitized, marketed, and curated, it’s killing joy, movement, surprise, and soul.

Because grief, burnout, disconnection, and numbness have become normal and no one’s making space for raw thrill, for authentic fun, or for collective healing through play.

KEYQUEST is my response to that.

It’s an experiment in aliveness.

It’s an invitation to break the script, reconnect with real space, and maybe - even just for a moment - feel free again.

No followers needed. No aesthetic to match.

Just keys, streets, and your own two feet.